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Kooky Menu

SIGNATURE ITEMS

  • THE KOOKAMONGA

    The legend lives here! 4 pounds of pure beef, on a fresh baked bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese. If you and only you eat it ALL, plus the fixings, in under 60 minutes it's on us, not to mention that you get your picture on the Kooky Canuck wall of fame...

    $36.99
  • KING KOOKAMONGA

    Our SUPERSIZED version of the orginal. 6 pound beef patty and a LOT MORE. 12 pounds of pure delight. If you and 1 friend can eat it ALL in 60 minutes, it's on us!!...

    $51.99
  • Great Maple Sirlion Steak

    A 6oz Sirloin Steak - marinated and served in a skillet with our own Blue Cheese Mashed Potatoes and Green Beans...

    $11.99
  • Prime Rib Sandwich

    8oz of succulent shaved prime rib dipped in au jus served piping hot on a toasted bun, with a side of horseradish sauce or au jus...

    $11.99
  • Donair

    Two pitas with shaved Gyro meat, onions and tomatoes smothered with original Halifax Donair sauce....

    $9.99
  • The Canadian

    Half pound burger patty, Canadian bacon, cheddar cheese, sauteed onions, and our own Forty Creek BBQ sauce

    $10.99
  • Poutine (pooh-tin)

    From the back-woods of Quebec, Canada, a delightfully unique cheese over a heaping portion of our hand cut fries and smothered in our special gravy.

    $8.99
  • BBQ Egg Rolls

    An Asian favorite with a Kooky Canuck twist. Our BBQ and slaw wrapped tight and fried crispy golden brown.

    $8.99
  • Provincial Pear Salad

    A delectable blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, pear, walnuts,blue cheese, and dried cranberries served with Raspberry Vinaigrette.

    $7.99
  • SMores

    A campfire favorite that you can do right at the table: marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate . . . Mmmmmmmmmm good!

    $7.99

LUNCH MENU

Kooky lunch portions at a Kooky price!! All lunch items $7.99, Add a tea or soda $1.50.

Lunch Menu cannot be combined with any other discount offers

SALADS

Fresh-Made Dressings: Dill Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, BBQ Ranch, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Heinz 57 Caesar, Thousand Island, Mexi-Ranch. Other Dressings: Italian Vinaigrette, Fat Free Sun-Dried Tomato, Vinegar and Oil

  • Rocky Mountain Wedge

    Quarter head of iceberg lettuce topped with bacon, tomatoes, onions, blue cheese crumbles, our blue cheese dressing and a drizzle of balsamic reduction

  • Chopped Chef's

    Fresh mixed greens with turkey and ham, bacon, egg, onion, mushrooms, tomato, shredded cheese, and your choice of dressing

  • Salad 'N' Soup

    Fresh greens served with tomatoes and cheese. Served with your choice of dressing and a cup of soup

  • Campfire Cobb

    A blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, egg, onion, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, and tomato all piled high, with your choice of dressing

  • Southwestern

    Crispy greens with tomato, corn, black beans, pecans, tortilla strips, and shredded cheese – all tossed with our Mexi-Ranch dressing and topped with cilantro sour cream. Your choice of chicken (grilled or fried) or fried green tomatoes

  • Provincial Pear Chicken Salad

    Fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, pear, walnuts, blue cheese crumbles and dried cranberries, tossed with our own Raspberry Vinaigrette

SANDWICHES

All sandwiches served with fresh hand-cut fries

  • Canuck Club

    Classically stacked high with layers of smoked ham, juicy turkey, Canadian bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, cheddar cheese (white or wheat toast)

  • Hot Dog – Montreal Style**

    One steamed hot dog topped with mustard, relish, onion, and cabbage (cayenne pepper optional but recommended)

  • American Club

    A classic club stacked high with layers of smoked ham, turkey, strip bacon strips, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, American and Swiss cheese (white or wheat toast)

  • Donair (Halifax, Nova Scotia)*

    One pita with shaved Gyro meat, onion and tomatoes smothered with original Halifax Donair sauce

LUNCH DESSERTS $4.99

  • Deep Dish Mini

    Chocolate Chip, Brownie, or Maple Bread Pudding

  • Root Beer or Cola Float

    34 oz topped with vanilla ice cream

APP ‘EH’ TIZERS

  • BBQ Nachos

    Tortilla chips covered in shredded cheese, topped with cilantro sour cream, BBQ pork beans, jalapeños, tomatoes and green onions. Your choice of pulled pork or grilled chicken

  • Kooky Tenders

    Three chicken tenders hand-battered and fried. Served with hand-cut fries and a side of BBQ ranch

  • Buffalo Tenders

    Three chicken tenders hand-battered and covered in your choice of sauce. Served with our Dill Ranch or Blue Cheese and fresh hand-cut fries

MAIN COURSE

Main Course items are served with two sides of your choice

  • Catfish Plate ("The Salmon of the South")

    One fillet fried or blackened

  • Fish 'N' Chips

    One cod fillet hand dipped in our own English beer batter. Served with fresh hand-cut fries

  • Grilled Marinated Chicken

    One boneless chicken breast, marinated in a zesty blend of citrus and spices and grilled to order

  • Boneless Pork Chop

    A tender 7oz boneless pork chop basted in our own Forty Creek BBQ sauce

DINNER MENU

APP ‘EH’ TIZERS

Sauce Choices: Strawberry Jalapeño, Thai Chili, BBQ, Seasoned, Golden BBQ, Medium, Hot, Holy Smoke!, Honey Medium, Honey Hot
  • Fried Pickles

    Hand-cut and battered, with a side of Honey Mustard

    $8.99
  • Buffalo Tenders

    Chicken tenders hand-battered and covered in your choice of sauce, served with Dill Ranch or Blue Cheese and hand-cut fries

    $9.99
  • Canadian Bacon Sliders

    Peameal bacon, onions and maple glaze

    $8.99
  • Pick Three Kooky Combo

    Start with Kooky Tenders, original or Buffalo style, with your choice of sauce. Then pick two of the following: Fried Cheese Bites, BBQ Egg Rolls, Fried Green Tomatoes, or Fried Dill Pickles. No substitutions

    $14.99
  • Poutine (Pooh-Tin / Quebec)**

    From the backwoods of Quebec, Canada, white cheddar cheese curds over hand-cut fries, smothered in poutine gravy

    $8.99
  • BBQ Egg Rolls

    An Asian favorite with a Kooky twist, our pulled pork and slaw wrapped tight and fried crispy golden brown

    $8.99
  • Perogies (Western Canada)*

    Potato and cheese perogies sautéed with onions and bacon, served with sour cream

    $8.99
  • Kooky Tenders

    Chicken tenders, hand-battered and fried, served with hand-cut fries and BBQ ranch

    $9.99
  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    A simple southern classic served with a side of mustard remoulade

    $8.99
  • Chicken Wings

    Covered in your choice of sauce, served with Dill Ranch or Blue Cheese, hand-cut fries, carrots & celery (10) $9.99 / (20) $17.99 / (40) $34.99

  • BBQ Nachos

    Fresh tortilla chips, covered in shredded cheese, topped with cilantro sour cream, pulled pork baked beans, jalapeños, tomato and green onions. Pulled Pork or Grilled Chicken

    $10.99
  • Donair Poutine**

    Our signature poutine with tomatoes, onions and our homemade gyro meat

    $9.99
  • Fried Cheese Bites

    Hand-cut mozzarella breaded and deep fried, served with our Strawberry Jalapeño sauce

    $8.99
  • Honey Drenched Sweet Fries

    Sweet potato fries drenched in honey and cinnamon sugar

    $6.99

SALADS & SOUPS

Fresh-Made Dressings: Dill Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, BBQ Ranch, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Heinz 57 Caesar, Thousand Island, Mexi-Ranch. Other dressings: Italian Vinaigrette, Fat-Free Sun-Dried Tomato, Vinegar & Oil

  • Rocky Mountain Wedge

    Half a head of iceberg lettuce topped with bacon, toma-toes, onions, blue cheese crumbles, our Blue Cheese dressing and a drizzle of balsamic reduction. Add Chicken - $10.99

    $8.99
  • Southwestern

    Crispy greens with tomato, corn, black beans, avocado, red bell pepper, sweet and spicy pecans, cilantro sour cream, cheese and tortilla strips, all tossed in our Mexi-Ranch dressing. Fried or Grilled Chicken or Fried Green Tomatoes

    $10.99
  • Campfire Cobb

    A blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, egg, onion, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, and tomato all piled high, with your choice of dressing

    $10.99
  • Prime Rib and Potato Soup

    A rich hearty soup full of chunks of potato and prime rib. Cup - $4.99 / Bowl - $6.99

  • Blackened Chicken Caesar

    Blackened chicken served atop a bed of Romaine lettuce tossed in our own Heinz 57 Caesar dressing

    $10.99
  • Chopped Chef's

    Fresh mixed greens with turkey and ham, bacon, egg, onion, mushrooms, tomato, shredded cheese, and your choice of dressing

    $10.99
  • Provincial Pear Chicken

    A delectable blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, pear, walnuts, blue cheese, and dried cranberries with Raspberry Vinaigrette

    $10.99
  • Log House

    Fresh greens served with tomato, cheese, egg, and onion with your choice of dressing. Add Chicken - $9.99

    $7.99

BEVERAGES

  • Beverages

    Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Lemonade, and Diet Dr. Pepper, IBC Root Beer

  • Tea & Coffee

  • Red Bull & Red Bull Sugarfree

  • Canada Dry Ginger-Ale*

  • Bottled Water

KIDS MENU $6.99

(12 and under) All kids’ meals come with choice of entree, one side, beverage, and a cereal square. Entree choice of:
  • Hot Dog

  • Chicken Tenders

    Grilled or Fried

  • Cheese Pizza

  • Hamburger / Cheeseburger

  • Grilled Cheese

  • Mac 'N' Cheese

    Yes it's Kraft Dinner

KOOKY BURGERS

All burgers are made with 80/20 certified black angus ground chuck and served with lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles and hand-cut fries unless specified otherwise.

  • Poutine (Pooh-Tin)*

    Burger meets cheddar cheese curds, fries and gravy. Only in America

    $10.99
  • Simple Beginnings

    Build your own and cooked to your liking

    $9.49
  • Maple Bacon

    Maple syrup-candied bacon, maple bacon aioli, with a maple mustard glaze served on French toast

    $10.99
  • The Canadian*

    Canadian bacon, cheddar cheese, sautéed onions, and our Forty Creek BBQ sauce

    $10.99
  • Mushroom Swiss

    Swiss gruyere cheese and sautéed Portobello, shiitake and button mushrooms

    $10.99
  • Pimento & Fried Green

    Fried green tomatoes and house made pimento cheese

    $10.99
  • Four Cheese

    American, Swiss, Jack, and Cheddar cheese

    $10.99
  • Bacon & Blue Cheese

    Crisp bacon and aged blue cheese melted over top

    $10.99
  • South Beach

    Served on a hoagie roll with ham, turkey, Swiss cheese, mustard and pickles

    $10.99
  • Holy Smoke (Warning Hot)

    We add our Holy Smoke! sauce along with fried jalapeños and pepper jack cheese

    $10.99
  • Yonge Street (Longest Street in Canada and the World)

    Two patties with American cheese, sautéed onions & mush-rooms and bacon with our signature burger sauce

    $10.99
  • Veggie

    A charbroiled vegetable patty

    $9.49
  • Turkey

    Fresh ground turkey meat, seasoned and grilled

    $9.49
  • Memphis' Best

    Shoemaker Financial winner of the 2012 Best Memphis Burger Festival, featuring a fried egg, lettuce, avocado, BBQ onions, cheddar cheese and herb garlic mayonnaise

    $10.99

ADD-ONS

Cheese Choice: American, Swiss, Cheddar, Jack, Pepper Jack. Low Cal / No Carb / Gluten Free: Replace the bun with iceberg lettuce just ask!

  • Fried Egg

    $.79
  • Avocado

    $.79
  • Fried Jalenpenos

    $.79
  • Blue Cheese

    $.99
  • Canadian Pea Meal Bacon

    $1.29
  • Sautéed Mushrooms or Onions

    $.69
  • Sweet Potato Fries

    $1.29
  • Burger Sauce

    $.59
  • Maple Bacon Aioli

    $.59
  • Pickled Jalapeños

    $.59
  • Cheese

    $.79
  • Bacon

    $.99
  • Double Meat

    $3.79
  • Herb Garlic Mayonnaise

    $.59

THE CHALLENGES

As Seen On Man v. Food (Season 1, Episode 2). Make your Kookamonga a Four Cheese, Bacon & Blue, Mushroom Swiss or a Canadian for an additional $6, or $9 for the King Kookamonga, $12 for the Hu-monga Kookamonga

  • 4 lb. Kookamonga

    The legend lives here! 4 pounds of pure beef, on a fresh baked bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese totaling 7 1/2 pounds. If you, and only you, eat it ALL plus the fixin's in UNDER 60 minutes it's on us, not to mention that you get your picture on the Kooky Canuck Wall of Fame

    $36.99
  • 6 lb. King Kookamonga

    Our Supersized version of the original, a 6 pound beef patty plus the fixin's totaling 12 pounds of pure de-light. If you and one friend can eat it All in 60 minutes, it's on us

    $51.99
  • 12 lb. Humonga Kookamongaa

    Our KOOKY version of the original, a 12 pound beef patty plus the fixins totaling 25 pounds of pure mad-ness. If you and three friends can eat it ALL in 60 minutes, it's on us. 24 hour notice required

    $99.99

SANDWICHES AND SPECIALTIES

  • Prime Rib

    A half pound of succulent shaved prime rib dipped in au jus served piping hot on a toasted bun, with a side of horseradish sauce or au jus

    $11.99
  • Canuck Club

    Classically stacked high with layers of smoked ham, juicy turkey, Canadian bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, cheddar cheese (white or wheat toast)

    $10.49
  • Kathy's Pimento Cheese BL 'FG' T

    The 'FG' stands for Fried Green tomatoes that complement this classic BLT served with house made remoulade (white or wheat toast)

    $10.49
  • BBQ Pork

    Tender smoked pork shoulder heaped on a fresh toasted bun topped with coleslaw (Memphis Style) and a side of pulled pork baked beans

    $10.49
  • Donair (Halifax, Nova Scotia)*

    Two pitas with shaved house made Gyro meat, onions and tomatoes smothered with original Halifax Donair sauce

    $10.49
  • Waffle Monte Cristo

    Smoked ham, turkey, American & Swiss Cheese sandwiched between waffle and served with real maple syrup

    $10.49
  • Buffalo Chicken

    A hand-breaded chicken breast fried golden brown then tossed in the sauce of your choice, topped with lettuce and tomato with Blue Cheese or Dill Ranch dressing on the side

    $10.49
  • American Club

    A classic club stacked high with layers of smoked ham, tur-key, strip bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, American and Swiss cheese (white or wheat toast)

    $10.49
  • Grilled Chicken

    Signature seasoned grilled chicken served on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles and your choice of cheese

    $10.49
  • Catfish Po' Boy

    A boneless fillet served on Gambino bread with lettuce and tomato, served blackened or fried

    $10.49

MAIN COURSE

All entrees come with two sides of your choice unless specified

  • Great Maple Sirloin*

    A 6oz sirloin steak marinated in maple syrup and served in a skillet with blue cheese mashed potatoes and green beans

    $11.99
  • Mimi's Tourtiére**

    Traditional French Canadian meat pie. Entrée does not come with two sides

    $10.99
  • Grilled Marinated Chicken

    Two boneless chicken breasts, marinated in a zesty blend of citrus and spices and grilled to order

    $15.99
  • Steak and Fries

    A hand-cut choice rib eye grilled to perfection with our hand-cut fries and your choice of side. 14oz - $23.99 / 20oz - $32.99

  • Boneless Pork Chop

    A tender juicy 14oz boneless pork chop basted in Forty Creek BBQ sauce

    $15.99
  • Catfish Plate ("The Salmon of the South")

    One full pound fried or blackened

    $15.99
  • Prime Rib

    Prime rib loin covered in our special spice rub, slow cooked, and cut to order served with au jus and horseradish sauce. 12oz - $21.99 / 16oz - $25.99

  • Fish 'N' Chips

    Two generous fillets of cod hand-dipped in our English beer batter, served with fresh hand-cut fries and another side of your choice

    $13.99
  • Maple Bacon Butter

    Launch your steak to a new level with our signature compound butter

    $2.99

SIDES

  • Green Beans

    $2.99
  • Coleslaw

    $2.99
  • Beef Stroganoff

    $3.99
  • BBQ Baked Beans

    $3.99
  • Sweet Potato Fries

    $3.99
  • Blue Cheese Mashed Potatoes

    $3.99
  • Turnip Greens

    $2.99
  • Cheesy Corn

    $2.99
  • Garden Salad

    $3.99
  • Mac 'n' Cheese

    $2.99
  • Hand-cut Fries

    $2.99
  • Cucumber Salad

    $2.99
  • Steamed Mixed Vegetables

    $2.99

KOOKY DESSERTS

  • Birthday Avalanche

    The Mount Logan (Canada's highest peak) of desserts with 18 scoops of ice cream, toppings, party favours, and a photo! Tackling a mountain has never been so much fun

    $30.99
  • Root Beer or Cola Float

    34oz topped with vanilla ice cream

    $5.99
  • S'mores

    A campfire favorite that you can do right at the table: marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate

    $7.99
  • The Avalanche

    The dessert to end all desserts: a whopping 18 scoops of ice cream decorated with tons of toppings

    $24.99
  • Mini-Avalanche

    Our snowball-size version of the original: 9 scoops of ice cream decorated with toppings

    $10.99

SKILLET DESSERTS

Cooked to order and enough to share

  • Deep Dish Cookie a la mode

    A huge Chocolate Chip cookie baked in its own skillet served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

    $7.99
  • Peach Cobbler a la Mode

    Peaches serenaded with sugar and cinnamon served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

    $7.99
  • Deep Dish Minis

    Chocolate Chip, Brownie, Maple Bread Pudding

    $4.99
  • Deep Dish Brownie a la Mode

    Triple chocolate brownie in its own skillet served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

    $7.99
  • Maple Bread Pudding (Hamilton, Ontario)*

    Maple syrup bread pudding with dried cranberries drizzled with a Forty Creek sauce

    $7.99

BAR MENU

CANADIAN WHISKEYS

Black Velvet

1910 Canadian

Canadian Club

Canadian Club 10yr

Canadian Club 100

Canadian Club 12

Canadian Club Dock 57

CC Sherry Cask

Canadian Hunter

Canadian Mist

Canadian Springs

Caribou Crossing

Crown Royal

Crown Royal Black

Crown Royal Cask 16

Crown Royal Maple

Crown Royal Reserve

Crown Royal XR

Danfields Reserve 10

Danfield Private

Reserve 10 year

Forty Creek Barrel

Forty Creek Reserve

Pendleton

Pendleton 1910 Reserve

Revel Stock

Rich and Rare

Seagram’s VO

Seagram’s 7 Crown

Seagram’s VO Gold

Royal Canadian

Small Batch

Tangle Ridge

Tap 357 Maple Rye

Windsor Canadian

Wiser’s Deluxe

Wiser’s Reserve

Wiser’s Very Old

Yukon Jack

SIGNATURE COCKTAILS

  • Blue Anchor

    Orange Vodka and Blue Curacao

  • Canadian Sunset

    Peach, Raspberry and Orange

  • Forty Tea

    Forty Creek Canadian Whiskey mixed with Sweet Tea

  • Canuck Long Island Iced Tea

    Gin, Tequila, Vodka, Rum and Triple Sec. Topped with sour and a splash of cola

  • Maid of the Mist

    Cherry Vodka, Peach Schnapps and a dash of Blue Curacao. Topped with Mist

  • Sangria

    Liberty Creek Cabernet, Triple Sec, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Cherry and Mist

  • Skinny Lit

    Gin, Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, SKINNY Sour Mix and a Splash of Diet Cola

  • Flying Moose

    Melon, Citrus Vodka, Raspberry Rum, Sour and Mist

  • Goombay Smash

    5 Rum Blend, Pineapple Juice, Splash of Sloe Gin

  • S'mores

    Chocolate Vodka, Whipped Vodka, Milk and Chocolate

  • Kooky Margarita

    Camarena Silver Tequila and Grand Marnier. Served with Lime and Orange Wedges. Don't Forget to Salt the Rim!

  • Northern Lights

    Vodka, Peach Cherry-Pomegranate Crystal Light

  • Strawberry Mojito

    Rum, Triple Sec, Mint, Strawberry, Lime Juice and Topped with Mist

  • Skinny Margarita

    Camerana Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, and SKINNY Margarita Mix

CANADIAN COCKTAILS

  • Cape Breton

    Canadian Club Rye, lemon juice, and Canadian maple syrup

  • Banff Black Bear

    Canadian Club Dock 57 with a hint of peach

  • The Whistler

    Rich & Rare Canadian Rye topped with Canadian maple syrup, lemon, and soda

  • Bay of Fundy

    Windsor Canadian Rye, fruit juices, and a splash of mist

  • Rougemont

    Canadian Springs Rye, fresh apple cider with a hint of cinnamon

WINE LIST

HOUSE WINE

12oz Glass $6.99

  • Chardonnay

  • Merlot

  • Pinot Grigio

  • White Zinfandel

  • Pinot Noir

  • Cabernet Sauvignon

PREMIUM WHITES

Glass $5.99, Bottle $19.99

  • Barefoot Moscato

  • Lamarca Prosecco

  • Ecco Domani Pinot Grigo

  • Polka Dot Riesling

  • Mirassou Sauvignon Blanc

PREMIUM REDS

Glass $5.99, Bottle $19.99

  • Alamos Malbec

  • McWilliams Shiraz

  • Apothic Red

  • Ergo Rioja

BEER

DRAFT BEER

Available in 12oz or 34oz Mugs. Ask your server about our “What’s Hot” Tap!!

  • Blue Moon

  • Fat Tire

  • Labatt's Blue

  • Sam Adams Seasonal

  • Bud Light

  • Ghost River Golden

    Locally Brewed

  • Michelob Ultra

SPECIALTY CANADIAN BEER

  • Molson Canadian (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Trois Pistoles (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Maudite (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Labatt's Blue (London, Ontario)

  • Molson Golden (Montreal, Quebec)

  • La Fin Du Monde (Montreal, Quebec)

    Locally Brewed

  • Don De Dieu (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Moosehead (St. Johns, New Brunswick)

DOMESTIC & IMPORTED BEERS

  • Coors Light

  • Budweiser

  • Guinness (Ireland)

  • Mich Ultra

  • O'Douls (Non-Alcoholic)

  • Sam Adams Seasonal

  • Stella Artois (Belgium)

  • Yuengling

  • Bud Light

  • Corona (Mexico)

  • Heineken (Netherlands)

  • Newcastle (England)

  • Pacifico (Mexico)

  • Sierra Nevada

  • Woodchuck Granny