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Kooky Menu

APP’EH’TIZERS

Pick Three Kooky Combo**
1. Kooky Tenders or Buffalo Tenders with your choice of wing sauce. 2. Pick 1 of the following: Deep-Fried Pickles, Fried Green Tomatoes 3. Pick 1 of the following: Fried Cheese Bites, BBQ Eggrolls…20.99

Perogies (Prairies) Western Canada
Potato & cheese, onions, bacon, maple crema…10.49

BBQ Egg Rolls 
Sauced pulled pork, coleslaw, BBQ sauce…10.99

Fried Dill Pickles
Hand-cut and battered, with a side of Honey Mustard…9.49

Kooky Tenders
Signature breading, fries, BBQ ranch…13.99

Buffalo Tenders
Sauce choice, signature breading, fries, dill ranch…14.99

Pound of Wings
Sauce choice, fries, celery & carrots, dill ranch…17.99

Fried Green Tomatoes
Hand cut & breaded, mustard remoulade…10.99

Cheese Bites
Mozzarella hand cut and breaded, strawberry jalapeno…10.99

Kooky Nachos
Pulled pork or chicken, tortilla chips, cheddar jack blend, cilantro sour cream, BBQ sauce, BBQ beans, jalapenos, green onion, tomatoes…14.99

POUTINE (Centre-Du-Quebec)
Traditional
Chedder cheese curds, fries, gravy…10.99

Donair (Halifax meets Quebec)
Traditional poutine, house made beef gyro,
chopped tomatoes & onion, and Halifax
donair sauce…13.99

KD (KRAFT DINNER)
Traditional poutine, Kraft dinner…..13.99

Sauce Choices
Signature BBQ/ Golden BBQ / Seasoned / Thai Chili / Memphis Tiger Style / Strawberry Jalapeno/ Medium / Hot / HOLEY SMOKE! “EXTREMELY HOT”

SALAD & SOUPS

Blue Ribbon
Chopped cheese burger, chopped pickle
& onion, iceberg lettuce, toasted sesame
burger, sauce…13.99

Chopped Chef’s
Mixed greens, turkey, ham, bacon, egg,
onion, mushroom, tomato, shredded
cheese, choice of dressing…13.99

Campfire Cobb
Mixed greens, egg, red onion, blue cheese
crumbles, bacon and tomato, shredded
cheese, choice of dressing…8.99

Rocky Mountain Wedge
Half head of iceberg lettuce, chopped
bacon, tomatoes, onion, blue cheese
crumbles & dressing, balsamic
reduction…8.99

Provincial Pear 
Mixed greens, pear, candied walnuts,
blue cheese, dried cranberries & raspberry
vinaigrette…8.99

Log House
Mixed greens, tomato, red onion, shredded
cheese, egg, choice of dressing…7.99

Southwestern
Mixed greens, tomato, black beans, corn,
avocado, red bell pepper, sweet & spicy
pecans, shredded cheese, tortilla strips,
cilantro sour cream, mexi-ranch
dressing…8.99

Canadian Caesar
Romaine hearts, shredded parmesan,
Heinz 57 Caesar dressing…8.99

Prime Rib and Potato Soup
Cup 5.49; Bowl 8.99

Add To Any Salad

grilled or fried chicken 7 | fried green tomatoes 6
catfish 7 | blackened chicken 7 | salmon 10

House Made Dressings

Dill Ranch / Blue Cheese / Honey Mustard / BBQ Ranch / Raspberry Vinaigrette / Heinz 57 Caesar / Thousand Island / Mexi-Ranch

Other Dressings

Italian Vinaigrette / Fat Free Sun-Dried Tomato / Red Wine Vinegar and EVOO

KOOKY DESSERTS

Skillet Desserts

All house made, baked to order,
sharable, and à la mode.

CHOCOLATE CHIP, BROWNIE,
OR PEACH COBBLER…9.49

Kooky Desserts

MAPLE BREAD PUDDING (Hamilton, Ontario)
Maple syrup bread pudding, dried
cranberries, Canadian Whiskey
Sauce…9.49

Birthday Avalanche
18 scoops of vanilla ice cream,
strawberry, pineapple and chocolate
toppings, sprinkles, whipped cream, cereal
squares, cookie pieces, assorted candies
and a hard copy photo…32.99

Mini-Avalanche
A snowball sized version of our original
with 9 scoops of ice cream decorated
with lots of toppings…11.49

PLEASE NOTE

Food and beverage, including alcoholic beverages prepared according to our recipes, will not be removed from the cheque.

Menu items are prepared in a kitchen that uses wheat, nuts, eggs, soybeans, fish, milk and shellfish.

Please notify manager if you have a severe allergy prior to ordering.

Groups of 6 or more and tables after 8:00pm are subject to 18% gratuity.

Cake Charge: $5 per person

We ask for your cooperation in limiting your dining experience to
90 minutes.

BEVERAGES

Pepsi / Diet Pepsi / Mountain Dew / Dr. Pepper / Diet Dr. Pepper / Sierra Mist / Lemonade / Red Bull / Red Bull Sugar-free / Red Bull Watermelon/ Canada Dry Ginger-Ale / IBC Root Beer / Hot Tea & Coffee

KIDS MENU

(12 and under) All kids’ meals include choice of side, fountain beverage or tea, and a cereal square…6.99

Entree choice of:

Hot Dog
Cheeseburger
Fried or Grilled Chicken Tenders
Grilled Cheese
Cheese Pizza
Mac ‘n’ Cheese (Kraft Dinner)

KOOKY BURGERS

(All All burgers are fresh never frozen 80/20 ground chuck on a brioche bun with lettuce,
tomato, sliced pickles, onion, and hand-cut fries unless specified otherwise.
Low cal, no carb, gluten free: substitute lettuce wrap.)

Poutine (Centre-Du-Quebec)
Cheese curds, fries, gravy…13.99

Yonge Street
American cheese, bacon, sauteed mushrooms & onions, burger sauce, LTP…14.99

Fat Boy
Homage to VJ’s (Winnipeg, Manitoba)
Winnipeg chili, American cheese, mayo,
mustard, LTOP…13.99

Maple Bacon
French toast, candied maple strip bacon, maple bacon aioli, maple mustard glaze…14.49

Holy Smoke**VERY HOT**
Holy smoke sauce, fried jalapenos, pepper
jack cheese, LTOP…13.99

The Canadian
House made peameal bacon, cheddar,
sauteed onions, Canadian whiskey BBQ
sauce, LTP…14.49

Traditional
Pick your temperature and substitute a
turkey or veggie patty

Sam’s Satellite (Chatham, Ontario)
Peameal bacon, grilled pineapple, pizza
sauce, fried mozzarella…14.49

“Memphis’ Best”
Shoemaker Financial’s 2012 Burger Fest Winner
Lettuce, avocado, BBQ onions, cheddar,
herb garlic mayo, sunny egg…14.49

Simple Beginnings
Build Your Own…10.49

Add-ons
Avocado .99 / Fried Jalapenos .79 / Pickled Jalapeno .59 / Sautéed Mushrooms .99 / Sautéed Onions .79

Sauces
Burger Sauce .79 / Maple Bacon Aioli .79 / Herb Garlic Mayo .79 / Maple Mustard Glaze .79

Proteins
Fried Egg .99 / House-made Peameal Bacon 1.49 / Double Meat 4.99 / Strip Bacon 1.49

Cheese Choice
American .79 / Cheddar .99 / Monterey Jack . 99 / Pepper Jack .99 / Swiss .99 / House-made Pimento .99 / Blue 1.49

THE CHALLENGES

All challenges are 60 minutes or less. Complete the challenge and it’s on us along with your picture on the wall of fame.

Kookamonga…45.99
Record time 4m 43s by Matt Stonie
4lbs of ground beef, 10” custom made bun, 1 1/2 lbs of lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese totaling 7 ½ lbs.

One person challenge.

AS SEEN ON MAN v FOOD Season 1, Episode 2

King Kookamonga…63.99
Record time is 15m 59s
6lbs of ground beef, 12” custom made bun, and all the fixin’s, totaling 12lbs.

Two-person challenge.

Humonga Kookamonga*…109.99
Record time 23m 12s
12lbs of ground beef, 16” custom made bun, and all the fixin’s, totaling 25lbs. Four-person challenge.

*24 HOUR NOTICE REQUIRED

SANDWICHES & SPECIALTIES

Montreal Pool Room Steamies (Quebec)
Two steamed hot dogs & buns, mustard,
relish, cabbage, onion, and cayenne
pepper…12.99

Shaved Prime Rib
Cooked in house, shaved thin, choose
your temp, horseradish sauce, au jus…14.99

BBQ Pork
BBQ sauce, slaw, and BBQ beans…12.99

Buffalo Chicken
Hand-breaded, sauce of choice, lettuce,
tomato, ranch or blue cheese…13.99

Kooky Club
Toasted white or wheat, strip or peameal
bacon, ham, turkey, cheddar, Swiss,
lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise…12.99

Kathy’s BL’FG’T
Toasted white or wheat, bacon, fried green
tomatoes, house-made pimento cheese,
lettuce, mustard remoulade…12.99

Grilled Chicken
Marinated breast, choice of cheese,
LTOP…13.99

Catfish Po’Boy
Fried or blackened fi let, Gambino’s NOLA
French bread, tartar sauce, LTP…13.99

Halifax Donair – TO THE KING! (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Two pitas, house-made beef gyro, diced onions & tomatoes, and Halifax Donair Sauce…12.99

Waffle Monte Cristo
Fresh made waffle, smoked ham, turkey, American, Swiss, bacon, maple syrup…13.99

MAIN COURSE

(All entrees come with two sides of your choice unless specified)

Maple Sirloin
Angus sirloin, maple marinade, blue cheese
mashed potatoes, green beans…15.99

Catfish  (Salmon of the South)
One pound fried or blackened, tartar sauce,
two sides…19.99

Mimi’s Tourtiere
Pork, onion, & potato…14.99

Grilled Chicken
Citrus herb marinade, two sides…15.99

Steak & Fries
Hand cut 14oz or 20oz ribeye, fries, additional side…(14oz) 28.99 or (20oz) 39.99

Maple Bacon Butter
Add our signature maple bacon brown butter
whisky compound butter to your steak…2.99

Fish ‘N’ Chips
Cod, beer batter, tartar sauce, fries…17.99

Maple Glazed Salmon
Baked 6oz Norwegian fi let, maple syrup, smoked
maple seasoning, two sides…21.99

SIDES

Cheesy Corn…3.99

Coleslaw (V)…2.99

Garden Salad (V)…3.99

Beef Stroganoff…3.99

Mac ‘n’ Cheese (V) …3.99

BBQ Baked Beans…3.99

Hand-cut Fries (VG)…2.99

Green Beans (VG)…3.99

Steamed Mixed Vegetables (VG)…3.99

Sweet Potato Fries (VG)…4.99

Cucumber Salad (VG)…3.99

Blue Cheese Mashed Potatoes (V)…3.99

Turnip Greens…3.99

V- Vegetarian | VG – Vegan

All items available for carry-out.

We are great at throwing parties so let us handle your next group event or catering!

Gift cards are available in any denomination.

Groups of eight people or more and tables after 10:00pm are subject to 18% gratuity.

For Kooky Canuck gifts and souvenirs, visit our retail display.

BAR MENU

CANADIAN WHISKEYS

Caribou Crossing Single Barrel
Crown Royal: Black, Reserve, Apple, or Peach

Crown Royal 18yr Pendleton

Forty Creek: Double Barrel, Copper Pot, Confederation Oak

Canadian Club 100

Canadian Club: 9yr Reserve, 12yr Small Batch

Canadian Club Dock 57

VO Gold

Rich and Rare Reserve

Tangle Ridge

J.P. Wiser’s: Deluxe, Reserve

TENNESSEE WHISKEYS

George Dickel No. 8: Barrel Select, Bottled in Bond, 8yr Bourbon

Blue Note: Juke Joint, Crossroads, 17

Riverset Rye

 Jack Daniels Old No. 7

Belle Meade Bourbon, Reserve Cask

Corsair: Dark Rye, Triple Smoke

Nelsons Green Brier Sour Mash

Chattanooga: Barrel Finished 91, Cask 111 Unfiltered Single Fermentation, Port Barrel Finished 95, Rye 99

Tennessee Rye Malt

Old Dominick Huling Station: Straight Bourbon, Straight Wheat

Daddy Rack: Small Batch, Single Barrel

SCOTCH WHISKEY

Chivas Regal 12 Yr
Glenlivet

McAllan 12yr

Johnny Walker 18yr, 15yr

AMERICAN WHISKEY

Seagram’s 7

KENTUCKY BOURBON

Maker’s Mark
Woodford Reserve

RYE WHISKEY

Bulleit 95 Rye

IRISH WHISKEY

Proper 12
Jameson
Slane

PREMIUM 34 oz COCKTAILS

  • PALOMA & JULIET

    Draft cocktail...Cannonborough grapefruit and elderflower, Lunazul reposado, Del Maguey Vida Mezcal, Tattersal sour cherry, sour, tajin rim

    14.99
  • GOOMBAY SMASH

    Admiral Nelson Coconut, Bacardi Dark, and Cruzan pineapple rums, triple sec, pineapple & orange juices, sour, dash of bitters, 151 rum fl oat.

    14.99
  • GIN-GER SWIZZLE

    Old Dominick Gin, Domaine de Canton ginger liqueur, red wine vinegar, bitters, sour

    14.99
  • MAPLE BROWN BUT TER OLD FASHIONED

    Forty Creek whisky washed in brown butter, maple syrup, angostura bitters, orange peel

    10.99
  • BLOODY CAESAR

    House-made clamato juice, Skyy vodka, aquavit, Montreal steak spice rim

    10.99

34oz COCKTAILS

  • PEACH BOURBON PALMER

    Bourbon, peach liqueur, lemonade, sweet tea

    11.99
  • FLYING MOOSE

    Melon, citrus vodka, raspberry rum, sour, lemon lime soda

    11.99
  • STRAWBERRY MOJITO

    Rum, triple sec, mint, strawberries, sour, lemon lime soda

    11.99
  • KOOKY MARGARITA

    Tequila, orange liqueur, sour, salt rim

    11.99
  • MAID OF THE MIST

    Cherry vodka, peach liqueur, blue curacao, lemon lime soda

    11.99
  • SANGRIA

    Red wine, gin, rum, brandy, lemon lime soda

    11.99
  • KOOKY L.I.T.

    Gin, tequila, vodka, rum, triple sec, sour, cola

    11.99

TIPSY TUESDAYS

34oz Cocktails $6 All Day

WINE LIST

HOUSE WINE

12oz Glass $6.99

  • Moscato

  • Pinot Grigio

  • Chardonnay

  • White Zinfandel

  • Sparkling

  • Pinot Noir

  • Merlot

  • Cabernet Sauvignon

PREMIUM WINES

12OZ PREMIUM GLASS…9.99

  • Chardonnay

  • Pinot Grigio

  • La Marca Prosecco (187ML)

    10.99
  • Cabernet Sauvignon

  • Merlot

  • Pinot Noir

34 oz BEER on TAP

16OZ AVAILABLE

DRAFT BEER

Ask your server about our “What’s Hot” Tap!!

  • Molson Canadian

  • Bud Light

  • Michelob Ultra

LOCAL – SEASONAL

  • Memphis Made–Fireside–Amber Ale

    (5.1 ABV)

  • Memphis Made–Catnap–IPA

    (6.2 ABV)

  • Ghost River Brewing Co–Golden Ale

    (6.0 ABV)

  • High Cotton–Scottish Ale

    (5.5 ABV)

  • Crosstown–Lucky Chompers–Helles/Lager

    (5.7 ABV)

  • Grind City–Tiger Tail–Malt Liquor

    (7.5 ABV)

  • TailGate Brewery - Orange Wheat - American Pale Wheat

    (5.1)

  • Local - Seasonal

    (5.1)

BOTTLE – DOMESTIC

  • Labatt Blue

    (London, Ontario)

  • Molson Golden

    (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Budweiser

  • Bud Light

  • Coors Light

  • Michelob Ultra

  • Miller Lite

  • Yuengling

  • O’Doul’s

    (Non-Alcoholic)

BOTTLE – PREMIUM

  • Moosehead

    (St John, New Brunswick)

  • Angry Orchard Cider

  • Corona

  • Guinness Draft Can

  • Heineken

  • Modelo Especial

  • Stella Artois