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Kooky Menu


Fried Dill Pickles
Hand-cut and battered, with a side of Honey Mustard…9.49

Kooky Tenders
Chicken tenders, hand-battered and fried, served with hand-cut fries and BBQ ranch…10.99

Fried Green Tomatoes
A simple southern classic served with a side of mustard remoulade…9.99

Buffalo Tenders
Chicken tenders hand-battered and covered in your choice of sauce, served with Dill Ranch or Blue Cheese and hand-cut fries…10.99

Chicken Wings
Covered in your choice of sauce, served with Dill Ranch or Blue Cheese, carrots, celery (8)…10.49

Pick Three Kooky Combo
Start with Kooky Tenders, original or Buffalo style, with your choice of sauce.
Then pick two of the following: Fried Cheese Bites, BBQ Egg Rolls, Fried Green Tomatoes, or Fried Dill Pickles…15.99


BBQ Nachos
Fresh tortilla chips, covered in shredded cheese, topped with cilantro sour cream, pulled pork baked beans, jalapeños, tomato and green onions. Pulled Pork or Grilled Chicken…11.99

Poutine (pooh-tin / Quebec)
From the backwoods of Quebec, Canada, white cheddar cheese curds over hand-cut fries, smothered in poutine gravy…9.99

Donair Poutine
Our signature poutine with tomatoes, onions and our homemade gyro meat…10.99

BBQ Egg Rolls
An Asian favourite with a Kooky twist, our pulled pork and slaw wrapped tight and fried crispy golden brown…9.99

Fried Cheese Bites
Hand-cut mozzarella breaded and deep fried, served with our Strawberry Jalapeño sauce…9.99

Perogies (Western Canada)
Potato and cheese perogies sautéed with onions and bacon, served with sour cream…9.99

Honey Drenched Sweet Fries
Sweet potato fries drenched in honey and cinnamon sugar…6.99

Sauce Choices
Strawberry Jalapeño / Thai Chili / BBQ / Seasoned / Golden BBQ / Medium / Hot / HOLY SMOKE! / Honey Medium / Honey Hot


Rocky Mountain Wedge
Half a head of iceberg lettuce topped with bacon, toma-toes, onions, blue cheese crumbles, our Blue Cheese dressing and a drizzle of balsamic reduction…9.49 add chicken…11.99

Blackened Chicken Caesar
Blackened chicken served atop a bed of Romaine lettuce tossed in our own Heinz 57 Caesar dressing…11.99

Chopped Chef’s
Fresh mixed greens with turkey and ham, bacon, egg, onion, mushrooms, tomato, shredded cheese, and your choice of dressing…11.99

Crispy greens with tomato, corn, black beans, avocado, red bell pepper, sweet and spicy pecans, cilantro sour cream, cheese and tortilla strips, all tossed in our Mexi-Ranch dressing. Fried or Grilled Chicken or Fried Green Tomatoes…11.99

Provincial Pear Chicken
A delectable blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, pear, walnuts, blue cheese, and dried cranberries with Raspberry Vinaigrette…11.99

Campfire Cobb
A blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, egg, onion, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, and tomato all piled high, with your choice of dressing…11.99

Log House
Fresh greens served with tomato, cheese, egg, and onion with your choice of dressing…7.99; add chicken…11.49

Prime Rib and Potato Soup
A rich hearty soup full of chunks of potato and prime rib…Cup 4.99; Bowl 7.49

Fresh-Made Dressings

Dill Ranch / Blue Cheese / Honey Mustard / BBQ Ranch / Raspberry Vinaigrette / Heinz 57 Caesar / Thousand Island / Mexi-Ranch

Other Dressings

Italian Vinaigrette / Fat Free Sun-Dried Tomato / Vinegar and Oil


Birthday Avalanche
The Mount Logan (Canada’s highest peak) of desserts with 18 scoops of ice cream, toppings, party favours, and a photo! Tackling a mountain has never been so much fun…32.49

The Avalanche
The dessert to end all desserts: a whopping 18 scoops of ice cream decorated with tons of toppings…26.49

Our snowball-size version of the original: 9 scoops of ice cream decorated with toppings…11.49

Root Beer or Cola Float
34oz topped with vanilla ice cream…5.99

A campfire favorite that you can do right at the table: marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate…8.99


Cooked to order and enough to share!

Deep Dish Cookie a la mode
A huge Chocolate Chip cookie baked in its own skillet served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream…8.99

Deep Dish Brownie a la mode
Triple chocolate brownie in its own skillet served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream…8.99

Peach Cobbler a la mode
Peaches serenaded with sugar and cinnamon served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream…8.99

Maple Bread Pudding (Hamilton, Ontario)
Maple syrup bread pudding with dried cranberries drizzled with a sauce…8.99

Deep Dish Minis
Chocolate Chip, Brownie, Maple Bread Pudding…5.49


Pepsi / Diet Pepsi / Mountain Dew / Dr. Pepper / Sierra Mist / Lemonade / Diet Dr. Pepper / Red Bull & Red Bull Sugar-free / Canada Dry Ginger-Ale / IBC Root Beer / Bottled Water / Tea & Coffee


(12 and under) All kids’ meals come with choice of entree, one side, beverage, and a cereal square…6.99

Entree choice of:

Hot Dog
Hamburger / Cheeseburger
Chicken Tenders Grilled or Fried
Grilled Cheese
Mac ‘n’ Cheese (Yes it’s Kraft Dinner)
Cheese Pizza


(All burgers are made with 80/20 certified black angus ground chuck and served with lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles and hand-cut fries unless specified otherwise.)

Poutine (pooh-tin)
Burger meets cheddar cheese curds, fries and gravy. Only in America…12.09

Bacon & Blue Cheese
Crisp bacon and aged blue cheese melted over top…12.09

South Beach
Served on a hoagie roll with ham, turkey, Swiss cheese, mustard and pickles…12.09

Simple Beginnings
Build your own and cooked to your liking…10.49

Maple Bacon
Maple syrup-candied bacon, maple bacon aioli, with a maple mustard glaze served on French toast…12.09

Holy Smoke**WARNING HOT**
We add our HOLY SMOKE! sauce along with fried jalapeños and pepper jack cheese…12.09

The Canadian
Canadian bacon, cheddar cheese, sautéed onions, and our BBQ sauce…12.09

Yonge Street (longest street in Canada and the world)
Two patties with American cheese, sautéed onions & mush-rooms and bacon with our signature burger sauce…12.09

Mushroom Swiss
Swiss gruyere cheese and sautéed Portobello, shiitake and button mushrooms…12.09

A charbroiled vegetable patty…10.49

Fresh ground turkey meat, seasoned and grilled…10.99

Pimento & Fried Green
Fried green tomatoes and house made pimento cheese…12.09

“Memphis’ Best”
Shoemaker Financial winner of the 2012 Best Memphis Burger Festival, featuring a fried egg, lettuce, avocado, BBQ onions, cheddar cheese and herb garlic mayonnaise…12.09

Four Cheese
American, Swiss, Jack, and Cheddar cheese…12.09

Fried Egg .79 / Burger Sauce .59 / Avocado .79 / Maple Bacon Aioli .59 / Fried Jalapeños .79 / Pickled Jalapeños .59 / Blue Cheese .99 / Cheese .79 / Canadian Pea Meal Bacon 1.29 / Bacon .99 / Sautéed Mushrooms or Onions .69 / Double Meat 3.79 / Sweet Potato Fries 1.29 / Herb Garlic Mayonnaise .59

Cheese Choice
American, Swiss, Cheddar, Jack, Pepper Jack

Low Cal / No Carb / Gluten Free
Replace the bun with iceberg lettuce…just ask.


As seen on MAN VS FOOD, Season 1 – Episode 2

4 lb. Kookamonga
The legend lives here! 4 pounds of pure beef, on a fresh baked bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese totaling 7 1/2 pounds. If you, and only you, eat it ALL plus the fixin’s in UNDER 60 minutes it’s on us, not to mention that you get your picture on the Kooky Canuck Wall of Fame…41.99

6 lb. King Kookamonga
Our SUPERSIZED version of the original, a 6 pound beef patty plus the fixin’s totaling 12 pounds of pure de-light. If you and one friend can eat it ALL in 60 minutes, it’s on us…57.99

Make your Kookamonga a Four Cheese, Bacon & Blue, Mushroom Swiss or a Canadian for an additional $6.00, or $9.00 for the King Kookamonga, $12.00 for the Hu-monga Kookamonga.

12 lb. Humonga Kookamonga*
Our KOOKY version of the original, a 12 pound beef patty plus the fixins totaling 25 pounds of pure mad-ness. If you and three friends can eat it ALL in 60 minutes, it’s on us…99.99



Prime Rib
A half pound of succulent shaved prime rib dipped in au jus served piping hot on a toasted bun, with a side of horseradish sauce or au jus…13.99

Buffalo Chicken
A hand-breaded chicken breast fried golden brown then tossed in the sauce of your choice, topped with lettuce and tomato with Blue Cheese or Dill Ranch dressing on the side…11.59

Canuck Club
Classically stacked high with layers of smoked ham, juicy turkey, Canadian bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, cheddar cheese (white or wheat toast)…11.59

American Club
A classic club stacked high with layers of smoked ham, tur-key, strip bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, American and Swiss cheese (white or wheat toast)…11.59

Kathy’s Pimento Cheese BL ‘FG’ T
The ‘FG’ stands for Fried Green tomatoes that complement this classic BLT served with house made remoulade (white or wheat toast)…11.59

Grilled Chicken
Signature seasoned grilled chicken served on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles and your choice of cheese…11.59

BBQ Pork
Tender smoked pork shoulder heaped on a fresh toasted bun topped with coleslaw (Memphis Style) and a side of pulled pork baked beans…11.59

Catfish Po’ Boy
A boneless fillet served on Gambino bread with lettuce and tomato, served blackened or fried…11.99

Donair (Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Two pitas with shaved house made Gyro meat, onions and tomatoes smothered with original Halifax Donair sauce…11.59

Hot Dogs – Montreal Style
Two steamed hot dogs topped with mustard, relish, onion and cabbage (cayenne pepper optional but recommended)…10.99

Waffle Monte Cristo
Smoked ham, turkey, American & Swiss Cheese sandwiched between waffle and served with real maple syrup…11.59

Chicken Wings Plate
Covered in your choice of sauce, served will Dill Ranch or Blue Cheese, hand-cut fries, carrots and celery ..(8) 11.99, (16) 21.99 (32) 40.99


(All entrees come with two sides of your choice unless specified)

Great Maple Sirloin
A 6oz sirloin steak marinated in maple syrup and served in a skillet with blue cheese mashed potatoes and green beans…12.99

Catfish Plate (“The Salmon of the South”)
One full pound fried or blackened…17.69

Prime Rib
Prime rib loin covered in our special spice rub, slow cooked, and cut to order served with au jus and horseradish sauce(12oz) 25.99; (16oz) 28.99

Mimi’s Tourtiére
Traditional French Canadian meat pie. Entrée does not come with two sides…13.99

Grilled Marinated Chicken
Two boneless chicken breasts, marinated in a zesty blend of citrus and spices and grilled to order…15.99

Fish ‘N’ Chips
Two generous fillets of cod hand-dipped in our English beer batter, served with fresh hand-cut fries and another side of your choice…15.99

Steak and Fries
A hand-cut choice rib eye grilled to perfection with our hand-cut fries and your choice of side(14oz) 26.99; (20oz) 35.99

Maple Bacon Butter
Launch your steak to a new level with our signature compound butter…2.99

Boneless Pork Chop
A tender juicy 14oz boneless pork chop basted in BBQ sauce…17.99


Green Beans…3.99

Cheesy Cor n…3.99


Garden Salad…3.99

Beef Stroganoff…3.99

Mac ‘n’ Cheese …3.99

BBQ Baked Beans…3.99

Hand-cut Fries…2.99

Sweet Potato Fries…4.99

Cucumber Salad…3.99

Blue Cheese Mashed Potatoes…3.99

Steamed Mixed Vegetables…3.99

Turnip Greens…3.99

All items available for carry-out.

We are great at throwing parties so let us handle your next group event or catering!

Gift cards are available in any denomination.

Groups of eight people or more and tables after 10:00pm are subject to 18% gratuity.

For Kooky Canuck gifts and souvenirs, visit our retail display.



Black Velvet

1910 Canadian

Canadian Club

Canadian Club 10yr

Canadian Club 100

Canadian Club 12

Canadian Club Dock 57

CC Sherry Cask

Canadian Hunter

Canadian Mist

Canadian Springs

Caribou Crossing

Crown Royal

Crown Royal Black

Crown Royal Cask 16

Crown Royal Maple

Crown Royal Reserve

Crown Royal XR

Danfields Reserve 10

Danfield Private

Reserve 10 year

Forty Creek Barrel

Forty Creek Reserve


Pendleton 1910 Reserve

Revel Stock

Rich and Rare

Seagram’s VO

Seagram’s 7 Crown

Seagram’s VO Gold

Royal Canadian

Small Batch

Tangle Ridge

Tap 357 Maple Rye

Windsor Canadian

Wiser’s Deluxe

Wiser’s Reserve

Wiser’s Very Old

Yukon Jack


  • Blue Anchor

    Orange Vodka and Blue Curacao

  • Canadian Sunset

    Peach, Raspberry and Orange

  • Forty Tea

    Forty Creek Canadian Whiskey mixed with Sweet Tea

  • Canuck Long Island Iced Tea

    Gin, Tequila, Vodka, Rum and Triple Sec. Topped with sour and a splash of cola

  • Maid of the Mist

    Cherry Vodka, Peach Schnapps and a dash of Blue Curacao. Topped with Mist

  • Sangria

    Liberty Creek Cabernet, Triple Sec, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Cherry and Mist

  • Skinny Lit

    Gin, Tequila, Vodka, Rum, Triple Sec, SKINNY Sour Mix and a Splash of Diet Cola

  • Flying Moose

    Melon, Citrus Vodka, Raspberry Rum, Sour and Mist

  • Goombay Smash

    5 Rum Blend, Pineapple Juice, Splash of Sloe Gin

  • S'mores

    Chocolate Vodka, Whipped Vodka, Milk and Chocolate

  • Kooky Margarita

    Camarena Silver Tequila and Grand Marnier. Served with Lime and Orange Wedges. Don't Forget to Salt the Rim!

  • Northern Lights

    Vodka, Peach Cherry-Pomegranate Crystal Light

  • Strawberry Mojito

    Rum, Triple Sec, Mint, Strawberry, Lime Juice and Topped with Mist

  • Skinny Margarita

    Camerana Silver Tequila, Triple Sec, and SKINNY Margarita Mix


  • Cape Breton

    Canadian Club Rye, lemon juice, and Canadian maple syrup

  • Banff Black Bear

    Canadian Club Dock 57 with a hint of peach

  • The Whistler

    Rich & Rare Canadian Rye topped with Canadian maple syrup, lemon, and soda

  • Bay of Fundy

    Windsor Canadian Rye, fruit juices, and a splash of mist

  • Rougemont

    Canadian Springs Rye, fresh apple cider with a hint of cinnamon



12oz Glass $6.99

  • Chardonnay

  • Merlot

  • Pinot Grigio

  • White Zinfandel

  • Pinot Noir

  • Cabernet Sauvignon


Glass $5.99, Bottle $19.99

  • Barefoot Moscato

  • Lamarca Prosecco

  • Ecco Domani Pinot Grigo

  • Polka Dot Riesling

  • Mirassou Sauvignon Blanc


Glass $5.99, Bottle $19.99

  • Alamos Malbec

  • McWilliams Shiraz

  • Apothic Red

  • Ergo Rioja



Available in 12oz or 34oz Mugs. Ask your server about our “What’s Hot” Tap!!

  • Blue Moon

  • Fat Tire

  • Labatt's Blue

  • Sam Adams Seasonal

  • Bud Light

  • Ghost River Golden

    Locally Brewed

  • Michelob Ultra


  • Molson Canadian (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Trois Pistoles (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Maudite (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Labatt's Blue (London, Ontario)

  • Molson Golden (Montreal, Quebec)

  • La Fin Du Monde (Montreal, Quebec)

    Locally Brewed

  • Don De Dieu (Montreal, Quebec)

  • Moosehead (St. Johns, New Brunswick)


  • Coors Light

  • Budweiser

  • Guinness (Ireland)

  • Mich Ultra

  • O'Douls (Non-Alcoholic)

  • Sam Adams Seasonal

  • Stella Artois (Belgium)

  • Yuengling

  • Bud Light

  • Corona (Mexico)

  • Heineken (Netherlands)

  • Newcastle (England)

  • Pacifico (Mexico)

  • Sierra Nevada

  • Woodchuck Granny